Saturday, June 6, 2009

Ten fun things to do during an exam.

Exams are characterized by prolonged periods of sleepless, distressing rather painful nights and followed by the days which are never the less agonizing and depressing. While you watch you kid brother happily playing football in the courtyard, your mother enthusiastically discussing how Mrs.Kapoor`s daughter ran away with Mrs.Iyer`s son and your elder sis busy chatting away to glory with her so called “long lost” chatting buddy telling her how depressing and tedious life is become for her since she has nothing much to be and while u feeling like tearing her hair away and screaming at her,”BABES YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS TEDIOUS!’
Oh I can go on and on about how horrible the period of exams are. So lets think about the fun stuff you could do during your exams.Yeah you read that right.Hmm..lets see..

1) Ask the supervisor for a supplement every five minutes and submit it blank.
2) Complain about the heat this summer. Start stripping!
3) Turn up drunk!
4) Start crying and scream out MOMMY!
5) The moment the supervisor hands over the question paper to you, eat it up!
6) Bring along some large, ugly and cumbersome statue along with you. Pray at the top of your lungs to it repeatedly.
7) Be creative. Use crayons and sketch pens.
8) Make paper rockets. Aim them to the supervisor’s nostrils.
9) Act as if you’re going to puke and run out of the examination hall. Come back. Repeat several times.
10) Answer your question paper by writing “Top Ten Reasons Why the Professor who is correcting the paper SUCKS!!!”

1 comment:

  1. lmao.....nice one....i wld probably do d 7 n 10 one...sounds interesting

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